Weekly Rant: Nick Cannon vs. Eminem: Beef - Fail

Ok, so I usually wouldn’t post some stuff like this, but according to to Nick Cannon’s (lame) blog, he is now attempting to go after Eminem. Now, I usually would let me personal opinion go, but Nick, your career ended with that movie…whats it called? O yea, “Love Don’t Cost a Thing”, and some might even say before that. The best thing you ever did in your career was marry Mariah Carey, and I am sure you will fail with that.

1. You won’t see him on a mic, he would eat you alive.
2. You say you should go find him and beat his ass? Well why blog about it, go and be about it.
3. Then you say, you don’t want to be a bully and add to Eminem’s pain? Please, cop out.
4. Your saying Eminem is being racists on the track “Bagpipes from Baghdad”, you got to be kidding me, he is talking about sleeping with your soon ex-wife.
5. Did you know Eminem is a Obama supporter? So before relating your wife to our first lady, do some research.
6. Starting beef with your wife? Your going too far, he is talking about doin your wife, which I have said many many many times before, so am I starting beef? Are you going to hunt me down?
7. Your calling Eminem a racist, but you describe him and his actions as “You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man”. Double standard? Or are you a closet racist yourself.
8. Did you design this nice picture yourself? Soo cute, your true colors are now showing.
9. Nick, at the end of your pathetic rant you say “Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!“, but you said you don’t have time for this, and you said earlier in the rant: “Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic.

All in all, you going back at Eminem like this will not help your career, your not a talented rapper, and just stick to being number 2 in your relationship. I would like to add in I have nothing but love for Mariah Carey, she has a wonderful voice, and I grew up listening to her.

But, I want to thank you for helping WeeklyDrop.com out, because you gave us a great idea for a new feature: The Weekly Rant! See what Nick Cannon originally said here.

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