Not sure if we should be disgusted or intrigued. Available on iTunes is the Poo Log iPhone App. The name is similar to a book on the subject, while the iPhone Poo Log allows you to record times, delivery, size, shape and number of logs. Nasty, yet cool. Someone had to do it.
I like toilets.
I really like to eat daniel ward’s poo and squish it between my buttocks
PPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:D
poopie likes toilets too.
i like toilets
iPhone Poo Log allows you
Dear iphone app creators! you geniuses! i cant thankyou enough for the oppurtunity you have given me so much insparation to go out and tell the world what i love. yes, i said love because its a strong word. for a strong believer.
i love pooing so it was a great honour to be able to record my times of pleasure, when im at my happiest letting rip. i now have many stories of my thunderpanty adventures to tell all my kids, like how i name my biggest and most deserving pooes. ive started my novel about my experiences as a topclass pooper. if you are interested in pre-ordering this tale of enjoyment, which i guarantee will blow your mind even, includes scratch & sniff pages so you get the full aromatic adventure. being on the toilet should never be overlooked as something embarrasing and smelly, but seen as those rare moments of peace and ecstacy. when the flush is sounded take a minute to look back and then say farewell to your trusting friend, loo. I will make sure to pass my love and affection for this sloshy substance onto many future generations, thankyou for listening if you are interesting in pre-ordring my novel of steeeam, please email me at clare28@live.co.uk, thankyou and feel free to ask me advice as your toilethugging friend,.
your sincerly
poodence. :)