Most of us never get to hear candid stories from our favorite athletes or public figures. Here’s a video clip of Baseball Hall of Famer, George Brett (AKA Mister Pine Tar) telling a story about shitting himself while walking through the Bellagio in Las Vegas. This may be the video of the year.

Brett ends his hysterical tale by saying something to the effect of ‘True story… Who’s the pitchers in this game?’

Is it funny to watch a kid climbing a wall just to fall flat on his face? Do you think a Youtube video of a kid falling is funny? If you do, you’re sick. There is no humor in this video.